Craig Renfrow has been underperforming in the metro area for the past 20 years, appearing often at casinos in the Catskills and Queens. Unfulfilled and indentured to a prominent gaming organization, he signed with an agent and sang at various downtown proceedings to judicial acclaim. Craig appears almost exclusively with the improvisational "Witness Protection Program," but joined The Hebrew School Dropouts with the provision that he only be identified by the name "John Dowinsky", and not until the end of a performance. He frequently enjoys unguarded moments during the wee hours at H&H Midtown Bagels East on New York City's Upper East Side [not to be confused with the more reknowned H&H Bagels on Manhattan's West Side where it would be a total waste of time to hang out waiting for him].